Thursday, July 26, 2012

13 Popular Novels Gone Dirty

You Have Been Warned!

For some reason 50 Shades of Grey gets a lot of attention in the media these days.  It's not like erotic novels are something new.

In fact, I'm pretty sure E.L. James was inspired by these other well-known novels before the censors got to work.

Me?  I just like how these long-lost titles sound.  But then again I snicker when I hear the word, masticate.

 13 Popular Novels Gone Dirty
  1. The Son Also Rises
  2. A Tail and Two Titties
  3. The Great Gasping
  4. The Girl with the Dragon Taboo
  5. The Mount of Monte Cristo
  6. The Adventures of Sure Cock Holmes
  7. The Bi-Curious Case of Benjamin Butt-Man
  8. On Her Majesty's Secret Servicing
  9. The Lord of the Cock Rings
  10. Brave Nude Girl
  11. Alice Tugged
  12. A Midsummer's Night Ream
  13. Harry Potter and the Gobbler Gets Tired
Actual titles we have to live with:
1. The Sun Also Rises, 2. A Tale of Two Cities, 3. The Great Gatsby, 4. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, 5. The Count of Monte Cristo, 6. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, 7. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, 8. On Her Majesty's Secret Service (James Bond), 9. The Lord of the Rings, 10. Brave New World, 11. Atlas Shrugged, 12. A Midsummer's Night Dream, 13. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 

And a bonus: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bone

Did I miss any?


  1. 50 shades of Grey is coming to Sweden in the fall. I can't wait (well, one can buy it online of course if one prefers reading in English, which I usually do)?

    Those novels sound more fun than the originals.

  2. Okay! So nothing in this genre will make you blush :-)

    I don't know if you get the Ellen show in Sweden, but I saw a video of her on YouTube attempting to read excerpts from 50 Shades of Grey. Funny stuff:
    video here

    Thanks for commenting!