13 Words That Sound Naughty But Really Aren't
(subject to punishment of crimes)
Is it a penal offense for men to stroll naked on the beach?
(substance used to enrich the flavor of foods)
It was too late to tell her I forgot to use any type of condiment.
My escape from the hospital was thwarted when the doctors circumscribed me.
I furiously masticated the babysitter's sweet candy before my wife returned home with the groceries.
(training technique for runners)
The young men were supposed to stay packed together, but the fartlek was particularly intense.
In his new position, Rodney provided his crew with safe entrance to his manhole.
[He's a city public works employee with responsibilities.]
7. SPOTTED DICK
(British pudding (dessert))
Buck proudly presented his spotted dick to Kitty and she gobbled it down with a smile.
(to use gestures for emphasize words or instead of speaking)
The subway passengers sat uncomfortably while the homeless man's dirty coat swung open from his wild gesticulations.
(person in their 60s)
Now that she was a sexagenarian, she decided to forgo birth control altogether.
(speaking words to be transcribed or recorded)
Feeling powerful, he leaned back and allowed his secretary to take his dictation.
(person who plays the piano)
[I had to steal at least one from The Simpsons – the rest are my invention.]
"This guy walks into a bar, he takes out a tiny piano and a twelve inch pianist, oh, no, wait, I can't tell that one!" -Krusty the Clown
(intense chest pain)
I know the doctors say your angina looks really bad right now, but do we really have to stop loving each other?
13. TITTER (giggle)
Rebecca couldn't suppress her nervous titters after she spilled frigid iced tea on her white shirt.
Do you have any favorite words that sound funny, are fun to pronounce, or sound dirty like these?