1. I become a Zombie...but not in a cool, action-adventure way.
2. My feet swell (and smell).
3. I wake up way too early. I want to sleep during dinner.
4. And vice versa.
5. There is no semblance of normal digestion.
6. The cultural differences can be trying. (For example, even though my body has excused itself from consciousness, I must endure the five-hour European dinner.)
7. My stomach growls at weird times during the day and night.
8. I simply cannot think. How do I set this hotel alarm clock?
9. I can't exercise without feeling drunk...not in a good way.
10. On a business trip, I end up working both shifts.
11. I can't sleep in the cramped economy seat on the nine-hour return flight.
12. Yhw si it os fidfuictl to froodpear hwne oyu'er ejtalgged?
13. I swish a gallon of mouthwash and yet, my breath still smells like I've been eating fermented animal intestines in a Turkish prison for the past twenty years.
What do you hate about traveling?
Thanks to jhhwild on Flickr for the picture!