13 Popular Novels Gone Dirty

You Have Been Warned!

For some reason 50 Shades of Grey gets a lot of attention in the media these days.  It's not like erotic novels are something new.

In fact, I'm pretty sure E.L. James was inspired by these other well-known novels before the censors got to work.

Me?  I just like how these long-lost titles sound.  But then again I snicker when I hear the word, masticate.

 13 Popular Novels Gone Dirty

1. The Son Also Rises
2. A Tail and Two Titties
3. The Great Gasping
4. The Girl with the Dragon Taboo
5. The Mount of Monte Cristo
6. The Adventures of Sure Cock Holmes
7. The Bi-Curious Case of Benjamin Butt-Man
8. On Her Majesty's Secret Servicing
9. The Lord of the Cock Rings
10. Brave Nude Girl
11. Alice Tugged
12. A Midsummer's Night Ream
13. Harry Potter and the Gobbler Gets Tired

Actual titles we have to live with:
1. The Sun Also Rises, 2. A Tale of Two Cities, 3. The Great Gatsby, 4. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, 5. The Count of Monte Cristo, 6. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, 7. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, 8. On Her Majesty's Secret Service (James Bond), 9. The Lord of the Rings, 10. Brave New World, 11. Atlas Shrugged, 12. A Midsummer's Night Dream, 13. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 

And a bonus: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bone

Did I miss any?