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National Novel Writing Month, or NaNoWriMo, is nearing its end. Writers around the world join in the NaNoWriMo challenge to write 50,000 words of a novel before the end of November.
While most Americans will be sleeping off all of that extra serotonin after Thanksgiving dinner, many writers will be frantically trying to finish their Novel before month's end.
This recommendation is dedicated to all of those NaNoWriMo writers out there:
"Autocorrect is your friend" is a wonderful blog post that explains a creative way to use the AutoCorrect feature of your word processing software.
Many of us have crutch words that we repeat while writing our pieces. We may also overuse adverbs...like the dreaded "ly" words. The author shows us how we can kick these habits as well as save some valuable keystroke time.
Great article!
If there's one thing that I've learned in life, it's that sometimes it pays to cheat. And before you get any sneaky ideas about your tax returns, let me explain...
Think back to your childhood: Back to a time when Uncle Frankie could pull his index finger apart and wiggle the severed end. Back to a time when the adults would chuckle when you struggled to figure out the complexities of the world. Back to a time when you were just learning that certain rules were still open to interpretation.
One of the adults gives you a scrambled Rubik's Cube and explains that all of the stickers on each side need to match colors. They think, this ought to keep you quiet. And it does...for a while. You leave the room and peel off the stickers and replace them in their correct location. Now you can watch all of the adults, including Uncle Frankie, wonder how in the world you were able to solve the Rubik's Cube so fast...and at your age!
It's a wonderful thing to have the freedom and creativity of a child. I try to take those childhood eyes and focus them on my writing process. With all of the rigors of trying to get a story edited just so, it helps to exercise some freedom without boundaries.
One excellent way to do this is to write in a journal or do prompt exercises. You don't have to share this with anyone...ever. You can write anything you like without having to worry about what you come up with. When it comes to grammar or punctuation, it doesn't matter. It won't be perfect, but so what? Cheat. It's about tapping into that childhood creativity.
All writers have an inner critic like that adult hovering the child's shoulder saying, "No, that's not the right way to do it." Your challenge as a writer is to go into another room where nobody else is looking and become that child. You may discover something surprising and wonder, how in the world did I come up with that?
We humans are a curious bunch of primates, aren't we? Habits come pretty easily to us, even the vices. An innocent interest can evolve into an obsession before you can say, "I'll go to bed, but after I do this just one more time..." It happened to me with the Rubik's Cube.
I learned to solve the cube with one goal in mind, to demonstrate the power of process ("Are You Afraid Of Process?"). After countless hours of practice, I couldn't stop myself. I would spend time searching the internet for new techniques. How to do it faster. What cool patterns could I create? Then it was all about variety. How many methods could I use to solve it?
- Start with one layer first and build from there
- Start with the eight corners and then fill in the twelve edges
- Solve the first two layers simultaneously and go from there
- Start with a small 2x2 chunk and expand from there
- Move each piece into its correct location one piece at a time
- And so on and so on.
It was like I was looking for that next high, a little better than the last. Drug addicts hopelessly search for that elusive euphoria to match their first hit. Surfers dream about and wait for that perfect tube. Endurance athletes torment their bodies to trigger the release of endorphins so they can experience their "Runner's High."
Yes for me, the Rubik's Cube became an obsession. But that can be such a strong word. I hear it and I might think of the following playing out:
"The President will see you now."
Oh, no! Did I turn off the iron?
"Wow, Mr. President, it's an honor to meet you!"
I'm pretty sure I turned off the iron.
"I can't believe that little ole me was invited to the White House."
Oh God! The house is going to burn down, I know it!
But as Calvin Klein has proven, Obsession can be a good thing too.
As a writer, I obsess about a lot of things. I may spend hours upon hours researching a topic for a short story, or even a scene. I try to get into the head of a character and wonder, is this real? Is this accurate? Is this really what the Florida Keys are like during a hurricane?
The fix I'm looking for is some acceptance in an ocean of self-doubt. This sucks. Nobody will like this. Maybe if I change this part, someone will eventually "get it". Someone will have the insight to see what I am trying to do as a writer. If I strike a chord with someone, that will give me a high.
But is it good enough? And when is the piece really done? A story can be edited and manipulated and tweaked until the end of time. Think about that, though. If I waited until my post was perfectly crafted, then this would be a pretty sparse blog. And who wants to read a blog with only one post? Even if it were "perfect".
I can't help it. There are always things to obsess about. The beginning, the middle, the ending of a story. What an English Bulldog might actually say if she were the CEO of a dog food corporation. Am I writing enough? Am I learning enough about writing? Am I finishing enough stories? Am I editing enough stories? Does what I have to say really matter to the world?
What kind of writer are you?
Do you get coffee-type jitters if you aren't able to write something, anything at a certain time each day? Do you obsess about word count? Do you edit your prose endlessly? Do you dash from your bed at night before you forget a great phrase, plot twist, or character flaw? Does your keyboard beckon you like Edgar Allan Poe's "The Tell-tale Heart"?
Some of the finest pieces of art were created by tormented artists obsessed with their work. Even Calvin Klein showed the world that Obsession can be quite nice. Thank you, Mr. Klein.
I love analogies. Surprising, huh? Especially since this blog is just one big analogy. But as I've learned, writing a story takes more than simply stringing together a long list of witty analogies like popcorn garland. (Yes, pun intended).
As a beginner in any endeavor, we will make fundamental mistakes. We tend to focus on the wrong things. I remember when I got my first Rubik's Cube. I was so excited when I was able to solve a colored side. On a few very rare occasions, I was even able to get two sides, usually opposites. But I could never get the whole thing without cheating.
I wouldn't understand until years later that my whole approach was flawed. To solve the Cube, it's a mistake to focus on just the stickers for the side you're solving. In fact, every sticker is connected to other stickers. Once you know that the sticker you want to move has other stickers also belonging to the same little cubie, like Siamese siblings, finding a solution becomes much easier.
When I write, I try to Forget About the Stickers. It's a mistake to simply focus on the prose. That would be fine for poetry, but readers of fiction don't always appreciate the literary quality of a piece of fiction. They want a story. And the words are connected to other things in the story, just like the stickers on the Cube. If those other things, like character, conflict, theme, are not there then the story will be fundamentally flawed.
It's fine to have analogies in a story, but they should be chosen carefully. I know how proud I feel when I come up with a great analogy, but if it doesn't fit with the other elements of the story, then maybe it's not so great after all...at least for that particular story.
So, forget about the stickers, look at all of the connections. This will help you to chose which stickers you want to work with and which ones simply come along for a ride.
Not too long ago, I committed myself to solving the Rubik's Cube and also to becoming a writer.
Just about the time I had finally written a story I was proud of, I was able to solve the cube in under one minute. I meticulously followed processes and conventions only to find out that somebody had done something inexplicable.
"What do you mean he can solve the Rubik's Cube blindfolded?" Stefan Pochmann invented the first technique to do just that. His method was to memorize the initial scrambled state of the cube and then move each piece into the correct position one at a time.
I have had similar, perplexed reactions to something a published author has done. "What? I didn't know you could do that!" Writers of fiction will tell you there are rules that must be followed. You don't want anything to "take the reader out of the story." One of the Golden Rules states that the author shall remain invisible. And yet, I can think of three examples of this broken rule:
- In his most famous novel, "Money", Martin Amis writes himself into the story.
- Kurt Vonnegut also did this in "Breakfast of Champions", but in a much more intrusive manner. The narrator/author is the godlike writer who confronts his poor character and tells him it is because of him that he has suffered so much.
- Though I never finished the Dark Tower series, Stephen King also wrote himself into his story.
Many writers will tell you they have had rules drilled into their heads, and you must obey! But as I've learned with writing, rules are really just conventions and guidelines. It's possible to break the rules for some very dramatic, fun, and even amazing results.
These are the famously quoted words of George Mallory when asked, "Why climb Mount Everest?" Personally, I have absolutely no intentions of trying to summit Mount Everest like Tenzing Norgay did. (He's the one shown here in the picture taken by his partner Sir Edmund Hillary). But I can appreciate a challenge for its sake alone.
I might not be quite so adventurous, but I still tend to seek out greater and greater challenges. As such, it wasn't enough once I had mastered the Rubik's Cube; it was time to move on to other puzzles. What about the twelve-sided Megaminx? Would a puzzle with twice the number of faces as the Rubik's Cube be twice as difficult?
Rather than square sides, the Megaminx has twelve different colored pentagons to be solved. Still, there are some similarities. Both puzzles have centers on each face that cannot switch positions; they can only rotate about their fixes axes. Could I apply what I had already learned about the Rubik's Cube? Was there anything else I might learn in the process?
I eventually figured out a solution to the Megaminx that worked for me. In the process, I discovered a new and intuitive lesson that I had not fully understood with the Rubik's Cube. If I had not challenged myself, I would not have gained the true understanding I now have for the Rubik's Cube.
It's fun to take this approach with writing too. One of my favorite exercises is the "Challenge Prompt". This is the one where you are given a list of obscure items, characters, or situations and you must incorporate them all. For example, write a story or scene in the next 10 minutes that incorporates the following:
- Bikini top
- Antarctica
- Typewriter
It is quite satisfying when you reread what you wrote and were able to weave together images, characters, and ideas that you thought should not belong together.
Occasionally, I will take myself even further out of my comfort zone. I transform into a contrarian and write from an opposite or unexpected place. I will imagine a character who may have political or other beliefs that are totally opposed to mine, and then try to create a likeable, sympathetic character.
Variety itself can be a fun challenge:
- Switch from past tense to present tense
- Try to write from the omniscient third person point of view (POV) instead of first person POV
- Write dialogue with no speaker attributions
- Try a different style or genre. If you normally write romance, instead try horror
Stephen King's The Eyes of the Dragon, a medieval fantasy, was a departure from his other horror novels up to that point in his career. And I'm sure that he learned some things about his "normal" writing as a result.
If you challenge yourself "because it's there", it can lead you to discoveries in your writing that you might not have found otherwise. Try it. Challenge yourself. See if it helps you to find new insights into your "normal" writing.
For far too long they remained packed together in moving boxes that traveled with me from apartment to apartment and house to house. Enigmas that were to remain untouched and cherished from afar. Would I ever be able to unravel their mysterious ways? Maybe someday.
I'm talking about my Rubik's Cube and my fiction. In the box, my "manuscripts" sat amongst several Stephen King books and my cube. The cube was already solved, but only because I had cheated and popped it apart with a screwdriver. However, I had no screwdriver to pop apart King's stories. I didn't have the tools to cheat at writing.
Without any shortcuts or cheat sheets, my writing remained untouched in the box as if it were paralyzed by the greatness of its box mates: the Cube and the King.
After one too many failed New Year's Resolutions, I finally unpacked the box. If a three year old can solve the Rubik's cube and a four year old can publish a novel, then maybe I can figure out a way to do this too. Maybe it was a Nike ad I had seen that made my subconscious whisper, "Just Do It". I don't know, but I was inspired.
I'm not saying that self doubt disappeared and made me ready to accomplish anything. But I was somehow freer knowing that I didn't have to be the first or the best. It was too late for that anyway. However, that was the day I would start to mark milestones in my own life. Dreams don't simply burst out of the box of potential and automatically make us successful and admired. No, I had to get on with the "doing" myself.
It was okay that I would never get to every possible twist and turn of the cube. It was okay that I would never become a master like the King. It didn't matter. The cob webs were wiped away because I had unpacked the box.
